The System AI has noticed your tree. This Dungeon Crawler Carl ornament announces a stretched-out "New Achievement!" in bold yellow and pink on black: "Tinsel Tits! You've acquired a completely useless Christmas decoration & are emotionally attached to it. Reward: A Christmas ornament! It's this one, dumbass. 2026"
For crawlers, DCC readers, and white elephant exchanges where everyone gets the joke.
