Twelve days. One dungeon. A princess who’s yelling at you.
Give your tree a Dungeon Crawler Carl twist with The 12 Days of Crawlmas. This red-and-green Christmas ornament packs the countdown with new achievements, Mordecai, Pony, Sluggalos, Mongo, Jugs O’Boom, Dirty Shirleys, toe rings, and a very vocal princess.
The design reads “In the year 2026 the AI gave to me” and finishes with “and a princess who’s yelling at me,” complete with a crowned cat illustration. A funny holiday gift for a fellow crawler, a book-club friend, or the DCC reader in your white elephant exchange.
